TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….
In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.
Someone needs to go watch that video from 1992 when the ninja turtles were on Oprah. It had a Taco Bell commercial and I shit you not, everything on the me u was below a dollar, everything adjusts! D:
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
That’s a keeper for the wedding album.
this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
Benedict Cumberbatch has defended the lack of gay sex in his upcoming Alan Turing biopic.
The gay World War II codebreaker – often hailed as the grandfather of modern computing – was convicted of ‘gross indecency’ in 1952 after having sex with a man, and was chemically castrated, barred from working for GCHQ, and eventually driven to suicide.
However, the upcoming biopic of Turing’s life, which stars Cumberbatch, has attracted criticism for focussing on his brief engagement to fellow codebreaker Joan Clarke, played by Kiera Knightly, instead of his romances with other men.
Cumberbatch told The Wrap: “You don’t see him having sex. It’s not an exploration of someone’s sex life.”
He added that the film attempted to make his sexuality known through dialogue, saying: “The fact [is mentioned] that he’s chemically castrated because he admits to being a homosexual – he talks about entreating a young man to touch his penis. I mean, it’s pretty explicit.
“If you need to see that to understand that he’s gay, then all is lost for any kind of subtle storytelling. It’s not something that needed to be made obvious.
“The conversations are so naked in themselves that the idea of having to see two naked men wasn’t something I ever thought was missing in the script.”
Turing’s biographer Andrew Hodges previously said he was “alarmed by the inaccuracies” in the film, adding: “They have built up the relationship with Joan much more than it actually was. Their relationship is invented.”
This is so fucking every straight person ever.
"Dude, this guy was into men. He had a criminal conviction over it, and was chemically castrated, and ultimately committed suicide because of it. Literally, the court required a *medical intervention* that made it impossible to be in the world as himself, and he ended up dead. You don’t think that’s important to include in his biography?"
"Ugh, why do you gays have to rub your sex lives in everyone’s face?! I already mentioned that he wanted a dude to touch his dick."
"WHAT DID I EVEN SAY ABOUT SEX. THERE WAS NO SEX IN THAT STATEMENT. THERE WAS VIOLENT OPPRESSION AND EVENTUAL DEATH BECAUSE A COURT OF LAW ERASED SOMEONE’S ABILITY TO BE HIMSELF. SORT OF LIKE WHAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING RIGHT NOW, BUT WITH SOMEONE’S BODY, INSTEAD OF HIS BIOPIC. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU."
"Listen, man, it’s not about being gay. I don’t like it when straight people are all gross and making out and shit, either. BTW, I’m including a mostly-invented straight romance in the film."
::Punches him in the face::
There is literally ZERO chance of me wasting one second of my time on this film and I sincerely hope it winds up an absolute FAILIURE at the box office
Any movie that takes a queer person from history and proceeds to completely ignore their sexuality while inventing some ridiculous straight relationship to try and ‘de-gay’ an actual person who existed is COWARDLY and bigoted garbage
It basically sounds like the idiots making this movie wanted to make a film about Turing without having ever learned he was a gay man and when they found out he was went ‘QUICK!
Stick some beard in there so none of the witless imbeciles staring vacantly at the screen will have to worry about seeing any representation of homosexuality in our movie’
i won this poster in a raffle when i saw lucy with my friends and now she watchin over me and mochi
This says everything.